How To Be a Good Lover

Does penis size have an impact on the way that a man performs in bed? This is a question that men have been worrying about since the beginning of time. Many men end up taking drastic measures to ensure that their penis size is big enough to satisfy their partner and often buy questionable male enhancement products. They are worried if they come up short in size their performance will suffer as well.

Is there any truth that a small penis will leave a partner wanting more in the bedroom?

There is a little bit of truth to this myth. If a male organ is very small the penis many females will still have sex with the man. If she really likes the man she will not turn away when it comes to making love.

There are some men that are unfortunate and they suffer from a condition that is known as micropenis. If the penis is that small they need a surgery to enhance the size of their penis. A huge penis is not needed to give a woman a good sexual experience. In addition to the penis; skills and technique are important. If you think that your penis is not measuring up, relax. There are three things you can do to keep your women happy in bed.

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    Young lovers

    Know how to treat her – Sex is more than purely intercourse. The woman can be pleased in other ways. Women desire an orgasm and enjoy them. Women take a longer time to reach that point during sex. This is where a man can make up for his size. Learn the places where your woman likes to be touched. Women have a number of different erogenous zones on their bodies. Pay attention to what she likes and she can have an orgasm every time.

  2. Stay Fit and Healthy – Having a large penis a man needs to pay attention to his overall sexual health and well being. There are many men that have a large penis but are not able to perform well when it matters. Keeping the body in shape and make sure your penis is able to become erect when needed can put you ahead of most men. Women will be more impressed by a man that can go longer in bed than a man with a large penis.
  3. Increase Penis Size Naturally – There are a number of male enhancement products on the market that claim to be able to make the penis grow bigger. These products can cost hundreds or even thousands of dollars. There is no need to spend money on these products. There is a natural way that a man can increase the size of his penis. There are some penis exercises that can increase the size and the appearance of the manhood. If a man does the same exercises and techniques over again it will help increase the size of his penis.

Five Ways to Sharpen Your Sense of Humour and Improve Your Relationships

Humour has long been considered one of the most effective tools to judge the quality of any relationship. If there is laughter present you can be sure the relationship is a healthy one. When the laughter ceases the relationship is on the down slide. If you want to have more fulfilling relationships you might want to consider sharpening your sense of humour as a great place to start.

Happy Couple
Happy Couple

 

Here are five ways to improve your sense of humour and improve your relationships in the process.

  1. Begin to cultivate an atmosphere of humour and laughter in your relationships by focussing on the funny things in life and enjoying the laughter they evoke. Soon you will be seeing humour all over and enjoying it fully.
  2. If you don ’t laugh as much as you used to and want to correct the situation start associating with humorous, fun loving people and avoid the downers.
  3. Learn to laugh at yourself. If you don’t you leave the job to others. So many people are unable to laugh at themselves because of their own insecurities and fears. We are afraid to look foolish in the eyes of others and appear to be incompetent. It is important to realize that we all make mistakes and when we do a good laugh makes the mistake seem trivial and human.
  4. Collect cartoons and jokes and put them on display on the fridge or the bulletin board for all to see and enjoy. Make sure to avoid racist, sexist or filthy humour. There is plenty of good clean humour to go around without resorting to these. Remember that there is a difference between dirty and earthy humour. I personally like earthy humour. I don’t appreciate dirty material.
  5. Use humour to neutralize conflict in your relationships. When things get tense use self deprecating humour to lighten things up. I remember one evening having an argument with my wife, Carol. In the heat of the moment she said something totally out of character. She said something hurtful. In my surprise I looked at her and said, “ Carol, when you say things like that you stoop to my level.” She started to laugh and so did I. It wasn’t long before things were back to normal. Remember that a sense of humour is learned, not inherited. You can sharpen your sense of humour if you really want to. When you do, you will find that your relationships become richer and more rewarding and that people find you more attractive and fun to be with. This alone makes improving your sense of humour worth the effort

The author Mike Moore is an international speaker/ writer/ cartoonist on humour, motivation and human potential. Visit him at http://www.motivationalplus.com and http://www.motivationalplus.com/cartoons.html.

Top 10 Jokes: Excuses when Caught Sleeping at Desk

  1.  “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
  2. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.”
  3. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!”
  4. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”
  5. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”
  6. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?”
  7. “Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”
  8. “The coffee machine is broken…”
  9. “Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot…”
    And the #1 excuse to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.
  10. ” …… AMEN!”